Steven Gutierrez
Raised on only ketchup packets and elmer’s glue, Steven grew up into a dragon killing, orphan punching, stick breaking, 12 foot tall giant written about in history books. After he stopped the rise of Robo-Hitler in the great Robo-War of 1994 he retired to the country side of south central. However at the young age of 152 he knew his partying days were coming to an end. He joined up with Future David(Sort of like future Spock from the new Star Trek movie only less like Leonard Nemoy meaning less win) and started this comedy blog you’re all reading today
Steven’s a Amateur Mixed Martial Artist, works in a call center(you’ve probably talked to him), likes indie music and artsy movies, and is engaged to a crimefighting bankrobber. Follow him on twitter: www.twitter.com/captainbread and have comedy streamed directly to your eyesockets.
David Coy
With the mother of a tiger and the father of an ox, he was naturally strong willed and stubborn. He fought in three world wars, two of which have already happened. David turned the tides in the third world war(Robo-War), and for years thereafter folk songs have been written about him and his awesome. He married a young beautiful maiden(Casey Coy) and will soon have a son to call their own.
David teamed up with Captain Bread to bring this comedy blog to your optical nerve centers. Follow him on twitter: www.twitter.com/glassesdecoy
